Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger
Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
i thought you were exaggerating holy shit
idek how many times i have reblogged this but it will never not make me laugh omg
BUT WHAT IF MERMAIDS HOLD HANDS LIKE OTTERS WHEN THEY SLEEP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER?
Press: Does all the adulation from teenage girls affect you?
When I feel my head start to swell, I look at Ringo and know perfectly well we're not supermen.
How do you feel about a nightclub called Arthur, named after your hair style?
I was proud--until I saw the nightclub.
Is your wife expensive?
How much did she cost when you bought her?
Er, she was about fifty pounds in Nairobi.
But she was second hand, wasn't she?
Was she second hand??
How dare you!
Ringo, what started your practice of wearing four rings at once?
Six got to be too heavy.
What careers would you individually have chosen had you not become entertainers?
I dunno. Maybe something with art in it?
I had a short go at being an electrician's apprentice. But I kept blowing things up, so I got dumped.
What is your favorite food?
I'm hung up on hamburgers.
All four of us are mad about hero sandwiches.
I have a yen for grilled cheese sandwiches.
George and I usually wait until someone else orders, then say "I'll have that, too".
Which of you is really bald?
We're all bald. And I'm deaf and dumb.
Would you ever accept a girl in your group if she could sing, play an instrument, and wear the Beatle haircut?
How tall is she?
Why don't you smile, George?
I'll hurt my lips.
Who in the world would the Beatles like to meet more than anyone else?
The real Santa Claus.
What about this campaign in Detroit to stamp out the Beatles?
We're starting a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
The French have not made up their minds about the Beatles. What do you think of them?
Oh, we like the Beatles. They're gear.
Paul, you look like my son.
You don't look a bit like my mother.
No more unscheduled public appearances. We've had enough. We're going to stay in our hotel except for concerts.
Won't this make you feel like caged animals?
No. We feed ourselves.
Recently there has been an article published in Rolling Stone magazine stating that Day Tripper was about a prostitute, and Norwegian Wood was about a lesbian. What was your intent when writing these songs?
We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians.
Hi, you're not married.
No, I'm George.
Does your hair require any special attention?
Inattention is the main thing.
Don't you ever get a haircut?
I had one yesterday.
You should have seen him the day before.
George, is the place you were brought up a bit like Greenwich Village?
No, more like the Bowery.
Girls rushed toward my car because it has press identification, and they thought I met you. How do you explain this phenomenon?
You're lovely to look at.
How come the Beatles, rather than 200 other groups, clicked?
Sometimes I try to figure that out, too.
How come you were turned back by immigration?
We had to be deloused.
How do you feel about teenagers imitating you with Beatle wigs?
They're not imitating us because we don't wear Beatle wigs.
How do you add up success?
What will you do when Beatlemania subsides?
Count the money.
Did you really use four letter words on the tourists in the Bahamas?
What we actually said was "Gosh".
We may have also said "Heavens!".
Couldn't have said that, Paul. More than four letters.
Are you wearing wigs or real hair?
Hey, where's the police?
Take her out!
Our hair's real. What about yours, lady?
Weekly Wipe S02 E04:
Moments of Wonder with Philomena Cunk
We finish each other's s-
-pace. the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission- to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.